Undercover Witch

bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

bisexuals are not confused god this is like the easiest concept ever you piece of shit douchewagon why can’t you just fucking accept it it’s absolutely infuriating

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

(Source: illogikirk, via sociopathic-hedgehog)

prettyinporcelain:

living-corpse:

copequinn:

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times

eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN

I hate you all so much

(via sociopathic-hedgehog)

hannahrhen:

flawlessspecter:

theeindian:

quantumbanana:

staringinto-the-deepblue:

I’M DYING

I AM CRYING

I JUST STARTED LAUGHING AND CLAPPING LIKE A SEAL

IN CASE YOU NEED TO **** ME BUT YOU CANT, I KNOW, I’VE TRIED.  

HE ****’D 80 PEOPLE IN 2 DAYS. 

TELL ME NOBODY ****D ME.

(Source: daily-asgardian-news, via better-half-of-marco)

celticlokean:

supershawarmalock:

mmeadowss:

parenting done right

Never not reblog Morticia Addams

I love the expression on her face in the last one. “Can you believe she was going to use such a small blade?”

(via cumber-porn)

jethrocane:

highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

renious:

WHEN U RUB UR EYE BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER

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Bonus: WHEN YOU WATCH A SAD MOVIE BUT YOU FORGET YOURE WEARING EYELINER

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WHEN U GET IN THE SHOWER BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER

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(via sociopathic-hedgehog)

caerulea-divilu:

did-someone-say-pool:

the-time-lord-of-the-rings:

Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.

(Source: Imgur)

LOKI IS FUCKGN DUCT TAPED TO THE BED I SIMPLY CANNOT

I don’t think there will ever come a time when I won’t reblog this.

(via youhaveagentlesoul)

maxcarvers:

ughuhgufh you know that feeling where you want someone SO BAD like not even in a sexual way like you just want to touch their skin and hug them and feel their warmth and smell their scent and feel how soft their hair is and look into their eyes and hear their voice and soak in their presence like it’s physically impossible to have them by your side but you need it so bad like you just want them to be yours you want them physically there for you

(via iamtheprophetwatson)

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

(via cerebralsinner)

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